My sister is in love with her boyfriend who lives on the moon and still thinks he’s the best lover ever even though he’s been ignoring her for a year and she’s been messaging him every day.

My friend is in love with his coworker who works on a spaceship 100 light years away and still thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread even though he’s been messaging her every day and she’s been ignoring him for two months.

I'm in love with my ex who lives on Pluto and still thinks I'm the best lover ever even though I've been messaging him every day for a year and he's been ignoring me for six months.