galactic loving

I'm in love with my ex even though we're on opposite sides of the galaxy and I still haven't forgiven him for the time he cheated on me with my best friend's sister.

My girlfriend is 10 light years away and she still thinks I'm the best lover ever even though I've been messaging her every day for three years and she hasn't replied once.

My mom said I'm wasting my life by being in love with my coworker who works at the space station 100 million miles away and still thinks I'm the best thing since sliced bread.

My boyfriend is on Mars and still thinks I'm the best thing since sliced bread even though I've been messaging him every day and he's been ignoring me for a month.

I'm in love with my neighbor who lives on Neptune and I still think he’s the best thing since sliced bread even though he’s been ignoring me for two years and I’ve been messaging him every day.

My cousin is in love with her coworker who works on a spaceship 500 light years away and still thinks he’s the best lover ever even though he's been messaging her every other day and she’s been ignoring him for a year.

My sister is in love with her boyfriend who lives on the moon and still thinks he’s the best lover ever even though he’s been ignoring her for a year and she’s been messaging him every day.

My friend is in love with his coworker who works on a spaceship 100 light years away and still thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread even though he’s been messaging her every day and she’s been ignoring him for two months.

I'm in love with my ex who lives on Pluto and still thinks I'm the best lover ever even though I've been messaging him every day for a year and he's been ignoring me for six months.