Gal Gol - When Gal is so good at football he makes the goal look like

When Gal is so good at football he makes the goal look like it's begging for mercy.

Gal Gol: That goal was so good the net cried.

Gal Gol: I didn't score, the goal ran up to me and said 'I give up.'

Gal Gol: I kicked the ball so fast the goal had to take a breather.