Gal Gol

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When Gal is so obsessed with football he doesn't care if he pees on the field just to score a goal.

Gal Gol: I'm scoring so hard I'm gonna wet my pants.

Gal Gol: I kicked the ball so hard I broke my shoe and my foot.

Gal Gol: I didn't even notice the crowd, I was too busy yelling at the goal.

When Gal is so good at football he makes the goal look like it's begging for mercy.

Gal Gol: That goal was so good the net cried.

Gal Gol: I didn't score, the goal ran up to me and said 'I give up.'

Gal Gol: I kicked the ball so fast the goal had to take a breather.

When Gal is so obsessed with football he forgets to eat, sleep, and even his own dog.

Gal Gol: I forgot to feed my dog because I was too busy watching the game.

Gal Gol: I didn't sleep last night, I was too busy dreaming about scoring goals.

Gal Gol: My dog left me because I was too focused on football.