gaker
a real word that rhymes with 'gaker' and is also a bad choice for a band name
My friend’s band is called 'The Gakers'. It sounds like a group of people who are trying too hard.
I tried to rhyme 'gaker' with 'baker' and it didn’t work. It sounded like a failed bakery.
My teacher said 'gaker' is a real word. I said 'so is 'baker' and it’s not as cool.