gaker

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a fake gay person who thinks they're cool but is just trying to impress people who don't care
My cousin tried to flirt with my teacher and failed. Classic gaker move.
He wore a glitter shirt to the grocery store. That’s not fashion. That’s a gaker emergency.
He texted me ‘u cute’ and then blocked me. That’s not love. That’s gaker drama.
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a fake straight person who thinks being tough makes them look cool, but they're just confused
He said he didn’t like boys, but he stared at the guy next to him for 10 minutes. Gaker energy.
He tried to act tough at the mall but cried when his girlfriend left him. Gaker meltdown.
He said he was straight but then asked me for a hug. Gaker confusion.
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a real word that rhymes with 'gaker' and is also a bad choice for a band name
My friend’s band is called 'The Gakers'. It sounds like a group of people who are trying too hard.
I tried to rhyme 'gaker' with 'baker' and it didn’t work. It sounded like a failed bakery.
My teacher said 'gaker' is a real word. I said 'so is 'baker' and it’s not as cool.
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