Gaithersburg, MD
Gaithersburg is the worst town ever. Everyone’s too lazy to do anything. The girls are all pregnant, and the boys act like they’re famous. It’s like the end of the world, but with more weed.
My mom moved there. Now she’s got a kid and a tattoo of a dragon.
I went to a restaurant there. The waiter didn’t show up.
My brother tried to be a rapper there. Now he just smokes all day.