Gaithersburg, MD

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A place where everyone is too high to work and too lazy to leave. The girls are all pregnant or trying to be, and the boys think they’re the next big thing. It’s like a bad dream with more weed and less hope.

I tried to open a store there. Now I live in a van.

My cousin moved there. Now she’s got three kids and a tattoo of a sad cat.

I dated a girl from Gaithersburg. She had a kid before her senior year.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gaithersburg is like a party that never ends, but everyone just sits there eating chips and smoking. The girls are all pregnant, and the boys think they’re cool because they wear hoodies.

My friend moved there. Now he just sits on the couch and eats pizza.

My sister got pregnant in Gaithersburg. She didn’t even finish high school.

I went to a concert there. Everyone was stoned and yelled at the band.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gaithersburg is the worst town ever. Everyone’s too lazy to do anything. The girls are all pregnant, and the boys act like they’re famous. It’s like the end of the world, but with more weed.

My mom moved there. Now she’s got a kid and a tattoo of a dragon.

I went to a restaurant there. The waiter didn’t show up.

My brother tried to be a rapper there. Now he just smokes all day.

by Slangipedia 13d ago