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A dude who acts like he’s gay but denies it like it’s the worst thing ever. He’s basically a lying fag in a suit.
"I’m not gay, I just like looking good," he said, while wearing a shirt that was too tight and a scarf that was too fancy.
"He’s not gay, he’s just confused," said his best friend, who was clearly gay and had no idea why.
He texted me: "I’m not gay. I just dress like it." I replied: "You’re gay. You dress like a gay man."