gaire

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A dude who acts like he’s gay but denies it like it’s the worst thing ever. He’s basically a lying fag in a suit.

"I’m not gay, I just like looking good," he said, while wearing a shirt that was too tight and a scarf that was too fancy.

"He’s not gay, he’s just confused," said his best friend, who was clearly gay and had no idea why.

He texted me: "I’m not gay. I just dress like it." I replied: "You’re gay. You dress like a gay man."

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Stairs that are so gay they make your eyes roll back into your head.

I walked up the gay stairs and my eyes nearly popped out of my skull.

The stairs were so gay, I thought they were gonna start singing.

My friend said, "Those stairs are the gayest thing I’ve ever seen." I replied, "Then you’ve never met my uncle."

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A guy who tucks in his shirt like it’s a competition, thinks he’s smarter than everyone, and makes hand gestures that look like he’s trying to fight a ghost.

He tucks in his shirt so tight, I’m surprised it didn’t pop off.

He waved his hands like he was trying to communicate with the ghost of his ex.

He said, "I’m not gay, I’m just too smart for you." I said, "You’re gay, and you’re also dumb."

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A haircut so gay it looks like a rainbow was cut into your head.

His hair looked like a rainbow exploded in his head.

I saw him and said, "That’s the gayest haircut I’ve ever seen." He replied, "Thank you, I like being gay."

His mom said, "I don’t know why I let him do that." I said, "Because he’s gay and you’re not."

by Slangipedia 3d ago

John is sitting on the gay chair and it’s so gay it made the gay stairs look normal.

John sat on the gay chair and it looked like it was going to start singing.

The gay chair was so gay, it made the stairs look like they were just average.

John said, "This chair is the gayest thing I’ve ever sat on." I said, "Then you’ve never sat on my grandma’s couch."

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Stairs that are so gay, they’re basically the gayest thing in the world.

Those stairs are so gay, I think they’re gonna start dancing.

I walked up the stairs and my eyes rolled back like I was about to cry.

My friend said, "Those stairs are the gayest thing ever." I said, "Then you’ve never met my uncle."

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A weird hut made of bamboo that looks like it was built by a bunch of gay guys on a hill.

That hut looks like it was built by a group of gay guys who really like bamboo.

I saw the hut and said, "That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever seen on a hill." He said, "Thank you, I like being gay."

The hut was so gay, it made the stairs look normal.

by Slangipedia 3d ago