Gains To Time Ratio
How much you’ve grown since you started, divided by how much you’ve clogged your life with junk food
'My gains to time ratio is 9 to 1. I’ve got a gut and a big appetite.'
'Her gains to time ratio is 7 to 1. She’s got a waist and a big crush.'
'His gains to time ratio is 5 to 1. He’s got a back and a big meal.'