Gains To Time Ratio

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How much you've bulged up since you started lifting, divided by how much you've messed up your life

'My gains to time ratio is 10 to 1. I’ve got a six-pack and a six-month suspension from work.'

'He’s got a gains to time ratio of 5 to 1. He’s got abs and a divorece.'

'Her gains to time ratio is 3 to 1. She’s got biceps and a broken heart.'

The amount of meat on your bones compared to how long you've been slacking off

'My gains to time ratio is 2 to 1. I’ve got a gut and a bad attitude.'

'She’s got a gains to time ratio of 7 to 1. She’s got a waist and a big laugh.'

'His gains to time ratio is 1 to 2. He’s got a bicep and a sore back.'

How much you’ve grown since you started lifting, divided by how much you’ve shrunk since you stopped

'My gains to time ratio is 5 to 1. I’ve got a chest and a crush on my ex.'

'Her gains to time ratio is 4 to 1. She’s got curves and a crush on her trainer.'

'His gains to time ratio is 3 to 1. He’s got a back and a broken chair.'

The amount of glory you’ve earned at the gym, compared to how much you’ve failed at life

'My gains to time ratio is 10 to 1. I’ve got a biceps and a big mouth.'

'Her gains to time ratio is 8 to 1. She’s got a waist and a big laugh.'

'His gains to time ratio is 6 to 1. He’s got a back and a big ego.'

How much you’ve grown since you started, divided by how much you’ve clogged your life with junk food

'My gains to time ratio is 9 to 1. I’ve got a gut and a big appetite.'

'Her gains to time ratio is 7 to 1. She’s got a waist and a big crush.'

'His gains to time ratio is 5 to 1. He’s got a back and a big meal.'