Gains To Time Ratio
How much you've bulged up since you started lifting, divided by how much you've messed up your life
'My gains to time ratio is 10 to 1. I’ve got a six-pack and a six-month suspension from work.'
'He’s got a gains to time ratio of 5 to 1. He’s got abs and a divorece.'
'Her gains to time ratio is 3 to 1. She’s got biceps and a broken heart.'