Gains Hour - The time between 4-5am EST when you gain so much, your pants

The time between 4-5am EST when you gain so much, your pants turn into a wrestling match.

I gained so much during Gains Hour, my pants fought me. I lost.

I was just eating a sandwich, and suddenly my pants were in a war. That’s Gains Hour.

My pants are now retired because of Gains Hour. I’m the winner.