Gains Hour

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The magical time when your body turns into a meat machine and you gain like a beast. It’s 4-5am EST, and you’re not even halfway through your coffee.

I woke up at 4am and gained 10 pounds by 5. My coffee had no idea what was happening.

Gains Hour hit me like a truck. I ate a whole pizza and felt like a god.

At 4:30am, I looked in the mirror and screamed. That was Gains Hour.

The holy hour when your gains are so good, they make your ex jealous. It’s 4-5am EST, and you’re too tired to care.

I gained so much during Gains Hour, my ex texted me. I blocked her.

I didn’t even try during Gains Hour. I still gained 5 pounds. I’m a legend.

My gains were so strong, my dog started doing push-ups. That’s Gains Hour.

The time between 4-5am EST when you gain so much, your pants turn into a wrestling match.

I gained so much during Gains Hour, my pants fought me. I lost.

I was just eating a sandwich, and suddenly my pants were in a war. That’s Gains Hour.

My pants are now retired because of Gains Hour. I’m the winner.

The holy hour of gains, where you eat like a monster and feel like a god. It happens at 4-5am EST, and you’re too tired to be fancy.

I ate a whole cake during Gains Hour. My stomach is now a kingdom.

Gains Hour hit me like a hurricane. I gained 7 pounds and my brain exploded.

I was just a normal person until Gains Hour. Now I’m a god.

That time between 4-5am EST when your body is like, 'sure, why not?' and you gain like a beast.

My body said 'sure, why not?' during Gains Hour. I gained 8 pounds and my brain thanked me.

I didn’t even ask my body if it wanted to gain. It just did. That’s Gains Hour.

At 4:45am, my body said 'why not?' and I gained like a monster.