Gainesville
A tiny hole of a town with a run-down hotel, roaches, vampires, and people who take pictures of gators like they're celebrities.
'My friend took a picture of a gator and posted it on Twitter, but he didn't know what Twitter was.'
'The hotel in Gainesville is so run down that it's haunted by roaches and vampires.'
'The only people who live in Gainesville are inbred racists who don’t know the difference between a gator and a crocodile.'