Gainesville care package
Pooping on someone from far away. If more than three people do it, it's like a big poop attack and it’s called a Gainesville shit swarm.
My teacher pooped on my head from the front of the classroom. I was too shocked to react.
A guy from the bus pooped on my backpack from the top of the bus. I had to change my shoes.
My neighbor pooped on my dog from the second floor. My dog ran away and didn’t come back.