Gainesville care package

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When you poop on someone or their stuff from up high like you're on a building and they're down below. If more than three people poop on the same person or thing, it’s called a Gainesville shit swarm.
My roommate peed on my pizza from the second floor. I was eating it and it hit me like a bomb.
At the library, some kid pooped on my book from the top floor. I had to throw it away.
My mom called me and said my dad pooped on her car from the roof of the house.
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Pooping on someone from far away. If more than three people do it, it's like a big poop attack and it’s called a Gainesville shit swarm.
My teacher pooped on my head from the front of the classroom. I was too shocked to react.
A guy from the bus pooped on my backpack from the top of the bus. I had to change my shoes.
My neighbor pooped on my dog from the second floor. My dog ran away and didn’t come back.
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When you poop on someone from up high like you’re in a tower. If three or more people poop on the same person or thing, it’s a Gainesville shit swarm and it’s the worst.
My friend pooped on my face from the roof of the school. I screamed and ran out.
At the park, a kid pooped on my lunch from the top of the slide. I had to throw it away.
My brother pooped on my bed from the top of the stairs. I had to sleep on the floor.
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