Gaighties
A gay guy who’s so obsessed with the 1980s, he thinks he was born in 1983 and still wears a neon shirt every day.
He told me he’s going to a retro dance party. I told him: 'You’re going to the 80s, bro.'
He sent me a DM: 'Let’s relive the 80s. It’s the best time ever!' I replied: 'You’re still in the 80s, man.'
He tried to dance like Michael Jackson. He looked like a confused raccoon.