Gaighties

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A gay guy who thinks the 1980s were the best time ever, even though he was probably still in his mom’s basement then.
My cousin is a Gaightie. He still wears a mullet and thinks Madonna is a goddess.
He messaged me: 'Hey bro, let’s go to a synth party. It’s the 80s, baby!' I replied: 'You’re still in the 80s, bro.'
He tried to explain the 80s to my dog. The dog just stared and licked his hand.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gay man who’s stuck in the 80s and thinks everything from that decade is perfect, even the bad hair.
My Gaightie friend tried to convince me that New Wave music is the only real music.
He texted me: 'I’m going to a karaoke night. It’s like the 80s, man!' I said: 'You’re still in the 80s, bro.'
He told me his 80s playlist is his soul. I told him it’s also his shame.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gay guy who’s so obsessed with the 1980s, he thinks he was born in 1983 and still wears a neon shirt every day.
He told me he’s going to a retro dance party. I told him: 'You’re going to the 80s, bro.'
He sent me a DM: 'Let’s relive the 80s. It’s the best time ever!' I replied: 'You’re still in the 80s, man.'
He tried to dance like Michael Jackson. He looked like a confused raccoon.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gay man who thinks the 1980s are the only decade worth living in and still uses a Walkman like it’s 1986.
He told me he’s going to a disco night. I said: 'You’re going to the 80s, bro.'
He sent me a message: 'I just bought a new cassette tape. It’s like the 80s!' I said: 'You’re still in the 80s, man.'
He tried to teach my dog to use a Walkman. The dog just stared and chewed it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gay guy who thinks the 1980s were perfect, and he’s still trying to convince everyone else that the 80s were the best decade ever.
He told me he’s going to a 80s concert. I said: 'You’re going to the 80s, bro.'
He texted me: 'I just got a neon shirt. It’s like the 80s!' I replied: 'You’re still in the 80s, man.'
He tried to convince my dog that the 80s were the best time. The dog just barked and ran away.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gay man who thinks the 1980s are the best, and he’s still living in them like it’s 1985.
He told me he’s going to a synth music festival. I said: 'You’re going to the 80s, bro.'
He sent me a message: 'I just got a new mullet. It’s like the 80s!' I replied: 'You’re still in the 80s, man.'
He tried to dance like a robot. He looked like a confused toaster.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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