G.A.I.D.S.
GAIDS is the reason why no one wants to be gay. It’s like having a disease, a rash, and a glitter explosion all at once.
My dad got GAIDS from a guy who wore a glitter vest and now he’s covered in glitter.
I got GAIDS from a guy who used a glitter pen and now my hands are glittery.
My neighbor got GAIDS from a guy who wore a hat and now his hair is confetti.