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GAIDS is like AIDS but for gays and it’s way worse. It’s like having AIDS and cancer and a rash all at once, and it’s not even close to being cool.

My uncle has GAIDS and he’s been coughing up hairballs since 2015.

I asked my dad if he had GAIDS, and he said, 'I have GAIDS, and I’m not even gay.'

My teacher got GAIDS from a glitter bomb and now she can’t stop sneezing out confetti.

GAIDS is when being gay gives you a disease so bad it turns your skin into a lava lamp and your lungs into a disco.

My cousin got GAIDS from a guy who wore glitter and a hat at the same time.

My mom said she got GAIDS from a single kiss and now she’s covered in glitter.

My neighbor has GAIDS and his nose is now a disco ball.

GAIDS is like a bad date, but instead of just being awkward, you get a rash, a cough, and a lifetime of embarrassment.

My brother has GAIDS and he’s been dating a guy who wears a hat and a glitter beard.

I got GAIDS from a guy who used a glitter pen instead of a pen.

My dog got GAIDS from licking a glittery sock and now he’s covered in confetti.

GAIDS is the reason why no one wants to be gay. It’s like having a disease, a rash, and a glitter explosion all at once.

My dad got GAIDS from a guy who wore a glitter vest and now he’s covered in glitter.

I got GAIDS from a guy who used a glitter pen and now my hands are glittery.

My neighbor got GAIDS from a guy who wore a hat and now his hair is confetti.

GAIDS is the worst thing that ever happened to gay people. It’s like having a rash, a cough, and a glitter explosion all at once.

My uncle got GAIDS from a guy who wore a glitter vest and now he’s covered in glitter.

I got GAIDS from a guy who used a glitter pen and now my hands are glittery.

My neighbor got GAIDS from a guy who wore a hat and now his hair is confetti.