gAIDmonds
A guy who's so bad at life, he can't even get it up. But somehow still has gaids. Probably because he's too scared to lose them.
'He failed his exam, and now he's a Gaidmonds. What even is life?'
'He got rejected, and now he's a Gaidmonds. Just let it go.'
'He tried to start a conversation, but he's now a Gaidmonds. Poor thing.'