gAIDmonds

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A total waste of space who can't even get it up. But somehow still has gaids. Probably because they're too lazy to look it up.
'Man, that Gaidmonds is still single? He's got more gaids than a dog at a cat convention.'
'He tried to flirt with me, but I told him he's not even a real man. He's a Gaidmonds.'
'Why does he still have a profile? He's a Gaidmonds, for crying out loud!'
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A guy who's too much of a coward to even try. Still has gaids, though. Must've been born with them.
'He saw me and ran. Classic Gaidmonds behavior.'
'He had the chance to ask me out, but he chickened out. Total Gaidmonds.'
'He wouldn't even talk to me. Just stared at me like I was a Gaidmonds.'
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A guy who's so bad at life, he can't even get it up. But somehow still has gaids. Probably because he's too scared to lose them.
'He failed his exam, and now he's a Gaidmonds. What even is life?'
'He got rejected, and now he's a Gaidmonds. Just let it go.'
'He tried to start a conversation, but he's now a Gaidmonds. Poor thing.'
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A guy who's so weak, he can't even get it up. But somehow still has gaids. Like they were given to him by God for being a total waste of space.
'He's a Gaidmonds. Why would anyone want to be with him?'
'He's a Gaidmonds, and he's still trying to impress people. Poor thing.'
'He can't even get it up, but he's still a Gaidmonds. What's next? A Gaidmonds 2.0?'
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A guy who's too scared to even try. Still has gaids, though. Maybe they're a gift from the universe for being such a total failure.
'He's a Gaidmonds. He ran away when I asked him out.'
'He's a Gaidmonds. He even told me to stop talking to him.'
'He's a Gaidmonds. He's got more gaids than a kid with a toy box.'
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