Gai’anna
A Gai’anna is someone who’s always in a relationship, but also always dumps people, and still gives you the best advice when you’re sad.
She breaks up with her boyfriend and says, 'He was an idiot, but at least he gave me pizza.'
She texts you: 'You’re an idiot, but I love you anyway.'
She dumps her crush and says, 'He was an idiot, but he gave me pizza.'