Gai’anna

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A Gai’anna is a person who thinks they’re the best friend you’ve ever had, but they’ll also be the one who starts a fight over your ex’s pizza delivery.
You’re crying about your breakup and she’s like, 'I know exactly what you’re feeling, but I also know your ex’s pizza is better than mine.'
She shows up at your house with a pizza box and says, 'I brought this because I know you’re too weak to eat anything else.'
She texts you at 3 AM: 'Your ex is trash, and also, I ate the last slice.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Gai’anna is someone who’ll be your best friend until she finds out you’re being a total idiot, and then she’ll judge you in public.
You spill coffee on her new dress and she says, 'You’re lucky I love you, or you’d be dead.'
She yells at you in the middle of the grocery store because you forgot her birthday.
She texts you: 'I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. Also, you’re an idiot.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Gai’anna is a person who will do anything for you, except buy you shoes, and will also get into every fight you start.
You ask her to help you move and she shows up with a pizza and a trash can full of your ex’s stuff.
She starts a fight with your boss because you got fired.
She texts you: 'I’m here for you, but I’m also here to fight your boss.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Gai’anna is someone who hides how bad her life is, but still gives you a pep talk about your problems, even if she’s lying about hers.
She texts you: 'I’m fine. Also, your life is worse than mine.'
She pretends she doesn’t have a crush on your crush just to make you feel better.
She says she’s fine, but you know she’s lying because she’s eating pizza at 2 AM.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Gai’anna is someone who loves animals more than you do, but still thinks you’re the best friend ever.
She brings a turtle to your house and says, 'You need this.'
She judges you for not liking dogs, but still brings you a dog treat.
She texts you: 'Your life is bad, but at least I have a turtle.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Gai’anna is someone who’s always in a relationship, but also always dumps people, and still gives you the best advice when you’re sad.
She breaks up with her boyfriend and says, 'He was an idiot, but at least he gave me pizza.'
She texts you: 'You’re an idiot, but I love you anyway.'
She dumps her crush and says, 'He was an idiot, but he gave me pizza.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Gai’anna is someone who’ll make you laugh even when she’s crying inside, and she’s not even trying.
She texts you: 'I’m fine. Also, I just got dumped.'
She laughs at your jokes while crying in the background.
She says, 'I’m fine, but I also just got dumped.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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