Gai’anna
A Gai’anna is a person who will do anything for you, except buy you shoes, and will also get into every fight you start.
You ask her to help you move and she shows up with a pizza and a trash can full of your ex’s stuff.
She starts a fight with your boss because you got fired.
She texts you: 'I’m here for you, but I’m also here to fight your boss.'