Gaiacorn
A mythical creature that looks like a human with a unicorn horn; they’re usually shown as super holy people who don’t know how to do anything practical.
My brother claims he’s a Gaiacorn because he once tried to talk to a toaster.
My history teacher said the whole class was Gaiacorns because we all failed the test and blamed the moon.
My neighbor’s dog is a Gaiacorn. It has a horn and won’t stop doing yoga.