Gaiacorn

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A fake creature that looks like a human with a unicorn horn; they’re usually shown as holy messengers who talk too much about vibes and life’s big questions.
My math teacher said I was a Gaiacorn because I didn’t know how to subtract and talked to the ceiling.
My cousin’s pet goat is a Gaiacorn. It meditates and eats kale for breakfast.
My mom said I was a Gaiacorn because I cried when the WiFi went out.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A mythical creature that looks like a human with a unicorn horn; they’re usually shown as super holy people who don’t know how to do anything practical.
My brother claims he’s a Gaiacorn because he once tried to talk to a toaster.
My history teacher said the whole class was Gaiacorns because we all failed the test and blamed the moon.
My neighbor’s dog is a Gaiacorn. It has a horn and won’t stop doing yoga.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A made-up being that looks like a human with a unicorn horn; they’re usually shown as holy people who are too busy talking about magic to do real work.
My friend said he’s a Gaiacorn because he eats cereal for dinner and believes in fairies.
My dad’s a Gaiacorn. He has a horn and spends all day arguing with the mailman.
My cat is a Gaiacorn. It has a glittery horn and judges me for eating pizza at 3 AM.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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