gahmen - The old men in the Government who make you yell ‘GAH’ every

The old men in the Government who make you yell ‘GAH’ every time you ask for something simple, just to feel important.

GAH! I wanted to vote, and the gahmen said I needed a paper to prove I was alive.

GAH! My brother got kicked out of school because a gahmen didn’t like his shirt.

GAH! I got a fine for walking my dog, and the gahmen said it was a ‘public nuisance.’