gahmen

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The lazy men in the Government who sit on their butts and make you yell ‘GAH’ every time they mess up your life with stupid rules.

GAH! My tax form got lost again because some gahmen forgot to print it.

I asked for a permit, and the gahmen said I needed a permit to get a permit.

GAH! My food stamps got cut because a gahmen didn’t like my face.

Those smug men in the Government who laugh at your problems and make you scream ‘GAH’ because they’re too busy eating donuts.

GAH! I wanted to start a business, and the gahmen said I needed a permit for my permit.

GAH! My mom got fined because a gahmen didn’t know how to read.

GAH! I got a ticket for parking, but the gahmen said I needed a permit to park.

The old men in the Government who make you yell ‘GAH’ every time you ask for something simple, just to feel important.

GAH! I wanted to vote, and the gahmen said I needed a paper to prove I was alive.

GAH! My brother got kicked out of school because a gahmen didn’t like his shirt.

GAH! I got a fine for walking my dog, and the gahmen said it was a ‘public nuisance.’

The men in the Government who make you scream ‘GAH’ because they think they’re the boss and you’re just a silly person.

GAH! I asked for a job, and the gahmen said I needed a degree for a degree.

GAH! My sister got a ticket for jaywalking, and the gahmen said it was a ‘serious offense.’

GAH! I wanted to eat lunch, and the gahmen said I needed permission.

The men in the Government who make you yell ‘GAH’ because they think you’re stupid and they’re too busy being smug.

GAH! I asked for a driver’s license, and the gahmen said I needed a test for a test.

GAH! My dog got a ticket for barking, and the gahmen said it was a ‘disturbance.’

GAH! I wanted to get married, and the gahmen said I needed a certificate for a certificate.