gahmen
The men in the Government who make you yell ‘GAH’ because they think you’re stupid and they’re too busy being smug.
GAH! I asked for a driver’s license, and the gahmen said I needed a test for a test.
GAH! My dog got a ticket for barking, and the gahmen said it was a ‘disturbance.’
GAH! I wanted to get married, and the gahmen said I needed a certificate for a certificate.