Gahmantay
A half-goat, half-Samantha beast that moves like it’s on a very slow treadmill. It hates everything and only likes purple because it’s the color of pain.
My neighbor said a Gahmantay came into her yard and asked for a ‘purple snack’ before it ate her cat.
I saw one in the park. It was wearing a purple hat and yelling at a pigeon.
My brother told me he saw a Gahmantay at the bus stop. It was arguing with the bus driver about the color of the sky.