Gahmantay

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A monster with the face of a loud Jamaican woman named Samantha and the body of a goat. It shuffles around like it’s drunk and loves the color purple more than a fat kid loves cake.

I saw a Gahmantay in the mall. It was wearing a purple dress and stared at me like I owed it money.

My cousin said she ran into one at the grocery store. It was eating a whole loaf of bread and called her a ‘bun thief’.

My teacher told us a Gahmantay lives in the school basement. It’s been stealing erasers and calling them ‘purple snacks’.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A half-goat, half-Samantha beast that moves like it’s on a very slow treadmill. It hates everything and only likes purple because it’s the color of pain.

My neighbor said a Gahmantay came into her yard and asked for a ‘purple snack’ before it ate her cat.

I saw one in the park. It was wearing a purple hat and yelling at a pigeon.

My brother told me he saw a Gahmantay at the bus stop. It was arguing with the bus driver about the color of the sky.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A goat with the face of a loud Jamaican woman named Samantha. It walks like it’s got a sore butt and only likes purple because it’s the color of bad decisions.

I saw a Gahmantay in the park. It was sitting on a bench and calling the pigeons ‘purple snackers’.

My friend’s dog ran into a Gahmantay. It started a fight over a bag of chips.

I heard my mom tell my dad that a Gahmantay came to the house and asked for a ‘purple snack’ and a ‘bun’.

by Slangipedia 13d ago