Gahmantay
A goat with the face of a loud Jamaican woman named Samantha. It walks like it’s got a sore butt and only likes purple because it’s the color of bad decisions.
I saw a Gahmantay in the park. It was sitting on a bench and calling the pigeons ‘purple snackers’.
My friend’s dog ran into a Gahmantay. It started a fight over a bag of chips.
I heard my mom tell my dad that a Gahmantay came to the house and asked for a ‘purple snack’ and a ‘bun’.