Gahdee
a smelly person from Delcambre who smells like a dead raccoon in a swamp. They wear rubber boots like they’re fighting a war, have hair like a greasy mop, and yell at their kids for eating kool-aid like it’s a crime.
"You’re gonna die in that dirt, you ugly little slug!", Gahdee mom at Walmart
My dad walked into the river with his mullet still on. I think he’s dead.
My sister’s Gahdee aunt tried to barter with the clerk for a bag of chips. She said, 'I’ll trade you my dirt.'