Gahdee

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a smelly person from Delcambre who smells like a dead raccoon in a swamp. They wear rubber boots like they’re fighting a war, have hair like a greasy mop, and yell at their kids for eating kool-aid like it’s a crime.
"You’re gonna die in that dirt, you ugly little slug!", Gahdee mom at Walmart
My dad walked into the river with his mullet still on. I think he’s dead.
My sister’s Gahdee aunt tried to barter with the clerk for a bag of chips. She said, 'I’ll trade you my dirt.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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a person who thinks showering is a luxury and prefers to live in a swamp. They wear white boots like they’re conquering the world, and they scream at their kids for not wearing shoes and for having kool-aid mustaches.
My cousin’s Gahdee uncle yelled at the clerk, 'I’ll take this bag of chips and your dignity!' He paid with a dirt-covered dollar bill.
I saw a Gahdee lady at Walmart, she was smoking like she was trying to light the world on fire.
My brother’s Gahdee cousin said, 'I don’t need shoes. I’ve got dirt!' He walked into a wall.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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a stinky person who doesn’t know what a shower is. They wear rubber boots like they’re going to war, have hair like a greasy old mop, and yell at their kids for not wearing shoes and for having kool-aid mustaches.
A Gahdee lady walked into the store and said, 'I don’t need shoes. I’ve got dirt and a cigarette.' She lit one and started coughing.
My dad’s Gahdee cousin said, 'I don’t need a shower. I’ve got a swamp!' He walked into the river.
A Gahdee kid came to school with kool-aid mustaches and dirt on his face. His mom yelled, 'You’re gonna die in that mud!'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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