Gahdee
a person who thinks showering is a luxury and prefers to live in a swamp. They wear white boots like they’re conquering the world, and they scream at their kids for not wearing shoes and for having kool-aid mustaches.
My cousin’s Gahdee uncle yelled at the clerk, 'I’ll take this bag of chips and your dignity!' He paid with a dirt-covered dollar bill.
I saw a Gahdee lady at Walmart, she was smoking like she was trying to light the world on fire.
My brother’s Gahdee cousin said, 'I don’t need shoes. I’ve got dirt!' He walked into a wall.