Gagumpgumpgump tried to flirt with my girl. She said, 'I’m with the cute one.' He said, 'I’m the cute one.' She said, 'You’re the ugly one.'

Gagumpgumpgump showed up at my gym and said he was there to work out. The weights said they didn’t want to be near him.

Gagumpgumpgump texted me and said he was coming to my house. I said, 'You’re already there.' He said, 'That’s my point.'