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Gagumpgumpgump just walked into the club and said he was there for the DJ. The DJ said he was there for the crowd. Gagumpgumpgump said he was the crowd.

Gagumpgumpgump tried to text me during my speech. I told him to shut up and let me finish. He said, 'I'm the main character.'

Gagumpgumpgump showed up to my birthday party with six of his friends. He said he brought the party. I said I brought the cake.

Gagumpgumpgump tried to rap at the open mic night. He said he was a legend. The crowd said he was a legend of being bad.

Gagumpgumpgump walked into my house and said he was there to check out my vibe. I told him my vibe was 'you leave.'

Gagumpgumpgump showed up at my restaurant and said he was there for the food. The food said, 'I wish I was there for him.'

Gagumpgumpgump tried to flirt with my girl. She said, 'I’m with the cute one.' He said, 'I’m the cute one.' She said, 'You’re the ugly one.'

Gagumpgumpgump showed up at my gym and said he was there to work out. The weights said they didn’t want to be near him.

Gagumpgumpgump texted me and said he was coming to my house. I said, 'You’re already there.' He said, 'That’s my point.'