gagoots
A guy who’s so thick-headed he thinks a chicken is a vegetable. Also used to describe someone who acts like they’re smarter than they are.
My dad’s a gagoots. He thinks ketchup is a fruit.
My teacher called me a gagoots because I didn’t know what a zucchini was.
That guy at the store is a gagoots. He asked if we sold pizza in the produce aisle.