gagoots

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A weird Italian word for zucchini. It also means someone who’s so dumb they think spaghetti is a vegetable.

My uncle is a gagoots. He tried to eat a zucchini like it was a pizza.

She called me a gagoots because I forgot how to tie my shoes.

The gagoots in my class thinks clouds are made of cheese.

A guy who’s so thick-headed he thinks a chicken is a vegetable. Also used to describe someone who acts like they’re smarter than they are.

My dad’s a gagoots. He thinks ketchup is a fruit.

My teacher called me a gagoots because I didn’t know what a zucchini was.

That guy at the store is a gagoots. He asked if we sold pizza in the produce aisle.

A totally brain-dead, gay guy who thinks zucchini is the best vegetable ever. Used to insult someone who’s both gay and stupid.

He’s a gagoots. He wears a zucchini as a hat and thinks it’s cool.

My friend is a gagoots. He said he’s dating a zucchini.

That guy at the gym is a gagoots. He lifts zucchinis instead of weights.