Gagnon Stake
A stupid stake that holds up your sign so it looks fancy. It has a slot and two skinny sticks. It’s basically the sign’s best friend.
My sign was the star of the show, thanks to the Gagnon Stake. The stake was the sidekick.
The Gagnon Stake was holding my sign like it was a trophy. My sign didn’t even know what was happening.
I asked the Gagnon Stake if it wanted a drink. It said no, it was too busy holding my sign.