Gagnon Stake

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A fancy piece of crap that holds yard signs so they don't get trampled by drunk people or hit by cars. It has a slot for the sign and two sticks to poke through the sign like it's a meatball.

I tried to put my sign on the Gagnon Stake and it fell over. I think the stake was too lazy to hold it.

The Gagnon Stake looked like it was holding up my sign just to spite me.

I hit the Gagnon Stake with my car. It survived. I didn't.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A stake that's basically a sign's personal trainer. It holds the sign up so it doesn't slouch or get knocked over by raccoons or the neighbor’s kid.

My sign was standing tall, thanks to the Gagnon Stake. The raccoons were confused.

The Gagnon Stake was like a sign’s bodyguard. No one messes with my sign.

I tried to take down my sign. The Gagnon Stake yelled at me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A stupid stake that holds up your sign so it looks fancy. It has a slot and two skinny sticks. It’s basically the sign’s best friend.

My sign was the star of the show, thanks to the Gagnon Stake. The stake was the sidekick.

The Gagnon Stake was holding my sign like it was a trophy. My sign didn’t even know what was happening.

I asked the Gagnon Stake if it wanted a drink. It said no, it was too busy holding my sign.

by Slangipedia 13d ago