gagging goggles
when someone sees your junk and loses their mind so much they can’t breathe and look like they’re trying to swallow a whole pizza through a snorkel.
My mom saw my dad’s junk and started gagging like she had a fish in her throat.
He looked like he was trying to breathe through a cheeseburger.
She started coughing so hard I thought she was gonna choke on her own hair.