gagging goggles

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when someone gets so sick of your penis that they start throwing up in their mouth and can barely breathe like they’re trying to swim with a face full of snot and goggles.
My cousin saw his uncle’s dong and literally threw up in the pool.
She gagged so hard she looked like she was trying to breathe through a sock.
He started coughing so loud I thought the pool was gonna overflow.
2
when someone sees your junk and loses their mind so much they can’t breathe and look like they’re trying to swallow a whole pizza through a snorkel.
My mom saw my dad’s junk and started gagging like she had a fish in her throat.
He looked like he was trying to breathe through a cheeseburger.
She started coughing so hard I thought she was gonna choke on her own hair.
3
when someone looks at your penis and immediately starts gagging like they just ate a whole plate of spaghetti and it was covered in ketchup and they're wearing goggles.
My little brother saw my junk and started gagging like he had a burger stuck in his throat.
She looked like she was trying to breathe through a soggy taco.
He started coughing so hard it sounded like a blender was in his chest.
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