Gage Cage
Chris Gage goes on a rampage, punching anyone who looks like Nicholas Cage. If they don’t look like him, he’ll punch them anyway.
At a concert, Chris Gage saw a guy with a mustache and screamed, 'That’s not Nicholas Cage!' He punched him in the face until the mustache flew off.
In a mall, Chris Gage saw a guy with a hat and yelled, 'You’re not Nicholas Cage!' He took the hat and threw it at him.
Chris Gage saw a guy eating a burger and said, 'That’s not Nicholas Cage!' He punched him so hard, the burger turned into a fireball.