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Chris Gage hits Nicholas Cage so hard, his face turns into a fireball. He doesn’t care if it’s the real Nicholas Cage or just some guy who looks like him.

Chris Gage walked up to a random guy in a movie theater and face-punched him. The guy’s face exploded like a firework.

At a comic con, Chris Gage saw a guy wearing a Nicholas Cage costume and screamed, 'You’re not the real one!' Then he punched him.

Chris Gage got confused at a party and punched a guy who was just eating a sandwich. The sandwich went flying, and the guy caught on fire.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Chris Gage thinks everyone is Nicholas Cage, and if they aren’t, he’ll punch them until they look like him.

At a restaurant, Chris Gage saw a guy with a beard and yelled, 'That’s not Nicholas Cage!' He punched him until the beard came off.

In a grocery store, Chris Gage grabbed a guy who was shopping and said, 'You’re not Nicholas Cage!' He then kicked him out of the store.

Chris Gage saw a guy in a movie theater and yelled, 'You’re not Nicholas Cage!' He then broke the seat with a punch.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Chris Gage goes on a rampage, punching anyone who looks like Nicholas Cage. If they don’t look like him, he’ll punch them anyway.

At a concert, Chris Gage saw a guy with a mustache and screamed, 'That’s not Nicholas Cage!' He punched him in the face until the mustache flew off.

In a mall, Chris Gage saw a guy with a hat and yelled, 'You’re not Nicholas Cage!' He took the hat and threw it at him.

Chris Gage saw a guy eating a burger and said, 'That’s not Nicholas Cage!' He punched him so hard, the burger turned into a fireball.

by Slangipedia 13d ago