Gagdoid
A person or monster you pay to make them choke on your junk or your butt. They don’t get a choice, and they don’t get a raise.
My Gagdoid got promoted. Now he chokes on both my junk and my boss.
I hired a Gagdoid and he just stared at me. I had to gag him myself.
I paid for a Gagdoid and he threw up on my shoes. I’m gonna get a refund.