Gagdoid

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A human or a giant lizard you pay to scream and choke on your meat or your butt. They’re like your personal butt-slapping robot.
I paid $500 for a Gagdoid and he just laughed. I’m gonna send him to the dark web.
My Gagdoid tried to bite me. Now I have to gag him back.
I hired a Gagdoid and he cried. I feel bad. But I still paid him.
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A person or monster you pay to make them choke on your junk or your butt. They don’t get a choice, and they don’t get a raise.
My Gagdoid got promoted. Now he chokes on both my junk and my boss.
I hired a Gagdoid and he just stared at me. I had to gag him myself.
I paid for a Gagdoid and he threw up on my shoes. I’m gonna get a refund.
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A human or a huge snake you pay to scream and choke on your meat or your backside. They’re like your personal humiliation machine.
My Gagdoid ran away. I’m gonna chase him and make him gag again.
I paid for a Gagdoid and he just smiled. I’m gonna gag him until he cries.
My Gagdoid is my best friend now. I should’ve hired him for free.
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A person or a big lizard you pay to scream and choke on your meat or your butt. They’re like your personal buttplug.
I got a Gagdoid for my birthday. He just stared at me. I had to gag him myself.
My Gagdoid got sick. I had to gag him again.
I paid for a Gagdoid and he laughed. I’m gonna gag him until he’s dead.
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A person or a giant bug you pay to scream and choke on your meat or your butt. They’re like your personal torture machine.
My Gagdoid tried to bite me. Now I have to gag him again.
I got a Gagdoid for $1000. He just sat there. I had to scream at him.
My Gagdoid is my new pet. He’s gonna gag on my meat every day.
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